As Baby Boomers and Seniors We Need More Laughter and Joy

I Call This A Major Belly Buster—Way Too Funny

Laughter is the best medicine, smiling is second. Ian Somerhalder. Photo by Vlada Karpovich (Pexels)

As my week progressed, I found that I was running short of time putting out my normal inspirational blog.  I promise to have it in place next week, but for now, I have these incredibly hilarious one-liners about our age.  Sit back and enjoy and prepare for a good ol’ laugh-fest.  

“A day without laughter is a day wasted”

Charlie Chaplin

I am a Seenager…..a Senior Teenager….

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne.

Life is great.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.  Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment.  Now it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself:  ”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

I don’t have gray hair; I have “wisdom highlights”!  I’m just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven’t met yet.

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Go out and have fun and laugh out loud. Try a concert! Photo by RODNAE Productions (Pexels)

This has been making its way throughout the Facebook channels, so I can’t take credit for it other than to pass it on to my loyal readers for pure enjoyment.

Stay healthy and inspired and I’ll be back next week with an incredible story on why we should focus on the positive and not on the negative.

And don’t forget to laugh.

Your Number One BoomerGal, Connie.

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